Tumblr Thread: Darth Vader Is The Absolute Queen Of Drama

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mattstaff
Aug 10, 2021 7:00 PM EDT

So, as it turns out, Darth Vader doesn't get nearly enough flack for his capacity to be an absolutely unhinged drama queen. But hey, leave it to the wonderful wandering minds of Tumblr to lead us yet again down a rabbit hole that we'd otherwise never have explored. If you enjoyed this bit of gold from Tumblr, check out this Tumblr thread about how humans are actually space orcs.

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    Font - officialbridgetroll I honestly never thought anyone could outdo Anakin-'you-underestimate-my- powers'-does-a-triple-backflip-and-gets-all-his-limbs-cut-off-Skywalker in being ExtraTM but creating a bucket of your enemies ashes to angrily slam your completely unnecessary helmet into in front of prisoner company just for the villain aesthetic comes pretty damn close giaffa I'm sorry but nothing will compare to Darth-i-have-to-make-the-most-extra- supervillain-entrance-standing-on-a-tie-figh
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    Automotive lighting - skywalker-disaster Yeah, you're right. The only person who can out Extra™ Anakin is Anakin
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    Font - erisdarfanfic "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations." THAT THERE IS NOT ONLY A DAD JOKE AND A PUN BUT A DOUBLE PUN Obviously there's the obvious first pun but then you realise "aspirations" not only mean dreams and ambition but also medically means things you are not supposed to inhale but do So Vader is subtly no-it's really not it's so extra saying, "Be careful not to choke on your own saliva" ANAKIN SKYWALKER, THE DOUBLE-PUN DRAMA QUEEN
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    Font - sohaliatalitha okay but Vader literally turned off the lights on his chest panel to make an impression on the Rebels. That whole emerging from the darkness by the light of his saber thing? That was intentional dramatic effect. What a drama king. Leia got away because he wasted 30 seconds scaring the crap outta those poor rebel mooks. lunacyandlovliness And since they're indicators, he would have had to turn his life support off. So he nearly died for drama.
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    Font - Vader lives on mustafar, the planet where he lost 3/4 of his limbs. Is there ANYTHING he does for purposes other than to be dramatic? defira85 The man flew into an underground temple standing on top of a tiefighter he was flying with the Force while he also made his cape billow dramatically in a nonexistent wind, there is nothing Vader will not do for Drama I have decided that Darth Vader doesn't actu- ally rescue his son because he experiences a sudden powerful call to the Light
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    Font - rather, overthrowing all his old allegiances at the absolute last moment and sacrificing his life to save his son by destroying his shrieking wizard master in a storm of lightning and blue flame is the most dramatic thing he could possibly do in that situation and if there's one thing truly left of Anakin Skywalker, it's his instinctual drive to do the most dramatic thing possible at all times
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    Product - drthcaedus favourite ExtraT things darth vader has done, ranked - killed a guy, then gave his job to the guy right next to him - did a triple front-flip over a stream of lava, only to get most of his limbs cut off - took on an entire army of rebels by himself, and when told he was surrounded, said "all i'm surrounded by is fear and dead men". talk about edgy
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    Font - announced he was luke's father, barely seconds after amputating his hand, then was disappointed that luke wanted nothing to do with him - every entrance he makes he always has to be in a dark corner or surrounded by fog with his cape billowing perfectly behind him. how Does he do it - made a terrible pun about choking, while choking a guy -flown a tie fighter with the force just so he could stand atop it and look dramatic
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